I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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