If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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