Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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