You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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