how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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