We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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