There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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