Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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