She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Betty ford says i'm here all night
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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