if you like me you must not know who I am
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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