I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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