Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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