i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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