So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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