Your mouth is God's brothel.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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