When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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