hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
