That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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