problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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