How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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