You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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