well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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