JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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