Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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