The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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