We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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