i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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