Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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