She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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