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All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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