I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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