OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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