Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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