i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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