We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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