spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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