Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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