You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
he puts the penis in happiness.
Is it because I queefed?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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