Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i love accidental penises.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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