well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I still have a little drunk in my system
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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