She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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