fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
no you cant smoke seaweed
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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