She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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