I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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