I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
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