i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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