Banned from zoo.
Again?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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