I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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