the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
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