Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
