you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
i think my cat just said my name.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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