if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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