She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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