just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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