My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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