well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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