Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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