How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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